Today we're talking about drugs. Should you do them? Probably not. Unless you're a cat (but more on that later). Annie thinks you shouldn't so much that she puts on a play for at risk youth. She also needs money because there's not much money in recycling cans. Pierce decides to be the hero of both the play and Annie's finances and it is a CONFLICT OF INTERESTS. Also, Britta's nephew has the hots for her and we don't love it.

Meanwhile, we're talking about aluminum recycling, body wax, green crayons tripping balls, and baseball puns.

Ben trades in some aluminum cans. Mike goes to the good Wendy's.

We are talking about controversial episode Advanced Dungeons & Dragons! Which means mostly we talk about D&D. But also, yes, we do talk about the controversy, even though we're not the ones you should be listening to about this one friends.

Ben does his best to facilitate fun. Mike questions Dungeon Master neutrality.

Troy and Abed concoct a scheme for romance with a hot librarian. Britta concocts a scheme where she is friends with a lesbian for no reason. Troy sees Andy Dick again (warning: do not listen to Andy Dick). Jeff and Chang have a whole thing. Shirley... disappears.

Also Magnitude is back. That's all you really need to know this episode.

Ben pops pops. Mike pop pops.

You know what they say about a pill addiction like... six episodes ago? Pierce has to end up ODing and spending time in the hospital in this episode. He then proceeds to torture everybody. LeVar Burton shows up.

We talk about Colorado ghost towns, our love of Donald Glover's performance, whether the PS5 or the XBox is cooler and which ones are owned by people who are cool and have sex.

Ben doesn't know how to talk to celebrities. Mike googles for condos in Colorado.

Welcome to the incredibly short election season at Greendale! Annie runs for president. Jeff runs for president. Abed has some romance. Pierce is out for revenge.

Meanwhile the two of us are talking about the really cool (ridiculous) things we did when were 19.

Ben duct tapes his shoes. Mike shows up under-dressed.

For many reasons we were unable to get a normal episode out this week. Please enjoy Good Morning Greendale Nights. We talk a lot about the Frasier reboot. Sorry? Or... enjoy! That is up to you my friend. Warning! WE SWEAR IN THIS ONE! F-bombs and everything.

Ben is a ghost who solves mysteries. Mike punches some tigers.

Shirley tries to ensure that Chang gets no parental rights to her child, but Jeff's selfishness gets in the way. Britta makes out with Troy and Abed's new war criminal friend and tries to get rid of him, but Troy and Abed are not having any of it. Pierce is racist.

Meanwhile, we're talking about scary night sounds, Nickelodeon's "Doug," dad LARPing, and video games.

Ben eats a fork. Mike burns a village.

It's Abed's birthday and he wants a real conversation with Jeff, but he wants to get Abed out of here to the surprise Pulp Fiction party. Pierce is dressed up as the gimp. And it turns out that Abed was My Dinner With Andre-ing Jeff. It's all complicated.

Meanwhile, we join a club! And all you have to do to join the club is to have fallen asleep during the movie Fight Club. We talk about school lockers, Facebook fan pages, Pulp Fiction... we uh... guess what My Dinner with Andre is like.

Ben presses the "Tell Me More" button. Mike plays quarterback at the big game.

Pierce gets engaged! And it's only mostly a sham! Troy and Britta take an acting class together but the acting class is more of a class on yelling about pain. Abed takes a class on who the boss is in "Who's the Boss?"

Meanwhile we are talking about Inside Out Boy and getting that sweet vaccine (those two things are not related). We ask about what a line is and wait in line for video games. We also finally land the TRIPLE PUN. You gotta listen to this one.

Ben joins the mile high club on a technicality. Mike invents a new game.

The gang remembers a whole lot of good times and bad times and worst times and terrible times and fights and fights about fights and fights about fights about fights. We finally find out what happened to Annie's pen and that Jeff and Britta have been having secret sex.

Meanwhile we find cursed images from Scooby-Doo and talk about our nicknames.

Ben watches Superbowl 48. Mike copies things Ben hates verbatim.