Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts

Two and a Half Ben

Instead of an Anthropology final, the gang gets the biggest test of humanity of all; delivering Shirley's baby. Chang thinks it is his. Meanwhile there is a race kerfuffle and an illicit deal for handshakes.

Meanwhile we talk about... licking batteries and sexual harassment music. I don't know what else to tell you about that. You'll just have to listen.

Ben gets some job training. Mike recasts Spider-Man in the future.

A Fistful of Paintballs

#YoungPierceHawthorne

It's Paintball Assassin all over again but this time with a distinctly western feel. What else can I say? It's classic Community episode, I don't need to explain it.

Meanwhile, we are... surprisingly on track for most of this one. But we do invent a new spinoff show about Young Pierce Hawthorne, talk about Arrested Development and The Matrix, and have a good time.

Ben puts on his 3D glasses. Mike gets an acting job.

For a Few Paintballs More

The Vicki Cinematic Universe

It's the second part to the second paintball match in the second season of Community. The stakes are high as the school lays in ruins and City College's evil plans come to fruition. Also, everything is Star Wars now. Kinda. Buckle up for more paintball fun.

As for us, we're talking about the various animals that have bitten us (thanks POD DECKS). We've been failed yet again.

Ben is a total dweeb. Mike is watching the last five minutes of a movie on TNT before wrestling comes on.

Season 2 Wrap

Do Not Take Shots When You Hear The Word "Pastiche"

We wrap up season 2 by answering a few questions from fans!

Ben does a Breaking Bad pastiche. Mike does it better than Scrubs did.

Biology 101

Life Would Be Better if We Just Had a Giant Paul Rudd

We're back! In podcasting form! Webster's dictionary defines podcast as... this.

The gang signs up for a Biology class, but trouble arises when Jeff gets kicked out. Abed panics after Cougartown gets moved to mid-season. Annie sticks up for herself. Monkey gas gets released.

Meanwhile, we attempt to remember how to do this.

Ben multiclasses in Baby Name Wizard. Mike eats the bean.

Geography of Global Conflict

Anti-Pretzel Moonatic

Annie gets jealous over other Annie and how she is smart and cool and good and into model UN. Britta gets upset over not being enough of a rebel activist. Chang has a power trip.

Meanwhile we talk about our legacy and what we want named after us and whether or not Professor Cligoris would be fun to play D&D with.

Ben writes a heist movie. Mike studies up on model UN history.

Competitive Ecology

Detective-lympics 2021

An interloper is afoot! And it's Todd, literally the worst human scum to ever scummily walk across the earth with his scumminess. No offense, of course. But he does come with a turtle. The group has to figure out how to deal with this 8th wheel to get their Biology homework done.

While this is going on we follow the journey of Ben Chang: Detective. He has some hunches and those hunches are like a hungry man at a hot dog festival: eyebrow raising.

Meanwhile, we talk about some of our favorite jingles and our favorite detectives.

Ben gets eaten by mushrooms. Mike goes home with a mannequin leg.

Remedial Chaos Theory

We Love Burley!

Here it is, legendary Community episode "Remedial Chaos Theory." We're talking about seven different timelines and it is a lot to take in. What free will do we have? What chaos plays into our lives? What is the Darkest Timeline? Find out all this and more.

Meanwhile, we mostly talk about how great pie is and I refuse to apologize for this. Pie is great.

Ben sells out for not soggy or tepid french fries. Mike creates 27 different timelines.

Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps

Sex is Great, but Have You Ever Read a Book?

It's the spookiest time of the year! August! But in Community it is October and time for Halloween. Britta throws a pre-party under false pretenses. Everybody tells scary stories. Warren Piece is invoked.

Meanwhile we're talking about fighting games and a dollar store CD.

Ben becomes a marriage officiant. Mike gets replaced by a famous mouse.

Advanced Gay

Give Mike the Rainbow Oreo

Pierce is finally okay with gay people due to a 7% increase in sales of Hawthorne Wipes, but his dad shows up to run the festivities. Troy is courted by the Air Conditioning Repair School. Britta excuses some racism, but not animal cruelty. Jeff has father issues, as always.

Meanwhile we're talking about high school crushes, the terror of conversing with them, the StumbleUpon button, and a whole lot more.

Ben clicks the StumbleUpon button. Mike directs that cream into his mouth.

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