Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy

Shirley tries to ensure that Chang gets no parental rights to her child, but Jeff's selfishness gets in the way. Britta makes out with Troy and Abed's new war criminal friend and tries to get rid of him, but Troy and Abed are not having any of it. Pierce is racist.

Meanwhile, we're talking about scary night sounds, Nickelodeon's "Doug," dad LARPing, and video games.

Ben eats a fork. Mike burns a village.