Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care

JESUS WEPT!!!

Today we're talking about WORLDS WITHIN WORLDS as we go deep diving in to virtual reality. We're setting time zones. We're moving files. We're deleting serial numbers.

Also, Britta's parents are cool and we want some of those mashed potatoes.

We're also talking about some 90s nostalgia in the form of cool folders, affairs, and Samurai Cop.

Ben falls into the thrall of The Orb. Mike invokes the Popamatic Bubble.

Basic Crisis Room Decorum

You Only Potate Twice

CRISIS ALERT: City College is about to release an attack ad. Did a dog REALLY get a degree from Greendale Community College? Does it matter? And what is with these cans of olives? In The group gets down to business uncovering the facts to these mysteries.

Meanwhile, we're re-litigating Ben's attack ad against friend of the show Nate, we're developing some James Bond films with help of AI, and we're writing reviews for candy.

Ben is a reasonably-chunky peanut butter kind of guy. Mike writes the most important review.

Queer Studies and Advanced Waxing

The One Where They Talk About Jolene Instead of the Episode

Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean Gay DEEAAAN! We're begging you to listen to our episode about talking about the gay dean of the school board. That's because Dean Pelton gets a position on the school board but only if he has to compromise about who he is.

We also find some birds in the WiFi and Derek from The Good Place shows up to yell at Chang. All in all, there's a lot going on here.

We also talk a whole lot about the 1973 hit "Jolene." Why wouldn't we?

Ben gets seduced by flaming locks of auburn hair. Mike gets instant nostalgia about Tech TV.

Laws of Robotics and Party Rights

Zoom Meetings

Convicts are coming to Greendale, on iPads on sticks on wheels. Jeff gets into a fight with a convict (in literal Battlebots form) and Britta throws a party with MORE THAN 8 GUESTS.

Meanwhile, we're watching the English Language melt and getting stuck on perpetual Zoom calls.

Don't forget to check out Sister Sheree Sauce as recommended by our first GOOD MORNING GREENDALE DOT COM BLUE subscriber, Ben (a different Ben) tiktok.com/@shabazsays/video/7189363989833452806

Ben gets a burrito. Mike gets stuck in the digital ether.

Basic Email Security

Bloop bloop!

Racist comic Gupta Gupti Gupta comes to Greendale and it ignites a debate about free speech for the ages after hackers indicate that they will leak the school's emails if they don't cancel his appearance. Yet again, the entire study group turns on each other.

Meanwhile we're kind of like... I dunno, what just happened here?

Ben asks you not to cancel your TiVo service. Mike finally gets to talk about a Virginia reference.

Advanced Safety Features

Test Drive the All New 2015 Honda Kayfabe

Sub... er... Rick is back to woo Britta's heart and also sell Hondas to Level 7 Susceptibles. The Dean buys everything Honda makes. Jeff tries to impress Elroy. A whole cavalcade of guest stars show up. What an episode!

Meanwhile we start a whole new show about how much we hate Avatar. Because we're monsters. Whoops.

Ben is impressed by the 60/40 fold down seat. Mike gets one mechanical alligator.

Intro to Recycled Cinema

The Gute Loves It!

Haaaaam, girrrrrl! Abed is tasked to make a movie using the three minutes of footage he has for now famous ham spokesperson, and it has to be 81 minutes long. Exactly. For some reason. It's exactly as great as you expect it to be.

Ben is 72% plastic. Mike finds a tiny door.

Grifting 101

Half Human, Quarter UHF, Quarter Big Lebowski

Bring your regulation grifting briefcase because we're going grifting.

That's about all I have to say on this one because this episode is many days late. Sorry! But at least Matt Berry is in this one (the episode of Community, NOT on our humble podcast.)

Ben is Son of Columbo. Mike looks like a normal human bartender.

Basic RV Repair and Palmistry

Foraging in the Wasteland for Taco Bell

We're taking a giant hand on a road trip, so make sure you get the best snacks! And that you have gas! And working batteries! And extra thick straps! Extra thick straps! Extra thick straps!

Plus, Britta crawls into a giant hand... hot?

We're also inventing a brand new show for the Breaking Bad Universe. So clearly you don't want to miss this one.

Ben gets beef jerky stuck in his teeth. Mike finally gets to rant about the Doritos Locos Taco.

Modern Espionage

Warnings About Robots

Paintball is not back. It could never be back, because it was banned. There's no way there's an underground paintball game going on at the school, because, and I can't stress this enough, it was banned.

Okay. Paintball happens, and the gang tries to figure out who stated it.

Meanwhile, we're talking about birthdays, IP addresses, and whether or not you need a VPN to protect yourself from robots. This episode is NOT sponsored by any VPNs! We burned that bridge.

Ben gets pretentious. Mike leans into balls.

Ben Mooney and Mike Snider