Basic Sandwich

We're closing out season 5 by trying to get back the school from the vile clutches of Subway (eat fresh!)

Jeff and Britta are getting married, or not. Annie has feelings about that, or not. Abed makes some meta quips about being meta. Also, Richie THOUGHT JACKS EVERYBODY. You know there is gonna be a hang glider.

Meanwhile we make some painful decisions thanks to the opening bit, and we're forced to cold boot the mainframe.

Ben chooses to live in darkness. Mike eyes a Mac Pro.