It's Halloween, and Pierce has somehow managed to lock himself in his panic room. Now the rest of the study group needs to search for the keycode in some sort of Scooby-Doo, Clue (or Cluedo for our UK listeners) sort of thing.

Meanwhile, we're talking about sending letters to prisoners, forgetting the lyrics, and hiding doors with BluRay levers.

Ben creates America's hottest new game show. Mike drinks a martini.

The study group goes to an Inspector Spacetime convention, where betrayal, jealousy, and fantasy are all afoot. Plus, Shirley and Pierce attend a focus group for an American version of Inspector Spacetime. Joy and mirth is had by all... eventually.

Meanwhile, we dig into what an appletini is and check out some abs.

Ben checks the ROI on his stocks. Mike looks up a Scrubs supercut.

It's said that history is written by the victors, but today it is being written by... two dweebs who do a podcast. And in that podcast we're talking about the study group getting into a fight with the German foosballers who make their return, and the school turns against the study group. Also, there's a plot line about Changnesia I guess.

Additional topics of conversation include our favorite mugs, Homestar Runner, and whether or not Roman Mars has any opinions on the Greendale flag. We think he might.

Ben does a Roman Mars impression. Mike drives from the backseat.

We talk about Jeff meeting his dad and Shirley hosting Thanksgiving.

MORE IMPORTANTLY WE REVEAL THE SEX QUESTION. IT IS ASKED. IT IS ANSWERED. IT IS EDITED FOR CONTENT AT THE REQUEST OF MIKE'S WIFE.

Ben asks for a towel. Mike has an uncomfortable time.

It's been a long time since we did any podcasting, how do we do this? I forgot. Maybe it's because we have Changnesia. I don't know much about Changnesia, but not knowing about Changnesia IS a symptom of Changnesia so that tracks.

Or does it?

No. No none of this makes any sense. But here we are talking about it anyway because that's what we do.

Also, naturally, we spread the lore of the Bananaman.

Ben dresses up in a banana costume. Mike opens up a fresh pack of hell for that good good shuffle.

The Dean goes "whale hunting" which means trying to entice a rich slacker to enroll in the school. Jeff and Pierce bond. Shirley and Troy bond over Physical Education Education. Abed starts a frat.

Meanwhile we dig deep into the Neil Archives to figure out what Neil's last name is.

Ben looks up body farms. Mike gets sticky fingers.

Britta throws a dance. Abed gets set up on dates. Jeff is kind of a jerk.

If I'm gonna be honest I was up later than I meant to be editing this episode so that's all the notes.

Ben gets an offer he can definitely refuse. Mike gets Changnesia.

The study group goes on an adventure in a hot air balloon, with disastrous and embarrassing consequences. We stay largely on task as we talk about it, except for the part about making a Tinder profile for Mike.

Ben thanks Zuck. Mike thanks everybody but Zuck.

The study group has their first grown-up Christmas party (not to be confused with adult Christmas party), and in the process, accidentally hold their history teacher hostage. It is the true meaning of Christmas, if you ask us.

And since you asked us, we also talk about lying, finding people attractive, Salma Hayak, finding Salma Hayak attractive, saying the f-word, and all sorts of other groovy things.

Ben finds you attractive (beep). Mike is doing just great (beep).

Troy and Abed switch bodies for a day. The Dean gets Jeff inside of him (didn't happen). Britta goes through a breakup. And we're here to talk about it all.

Plus, Mike gets absolutely roasted by